From my Boston Militia Google alert this morning, posted here as an image because I don’t need that kind of search engine traffic, thankyouverymuch:
Oh, spambots. Can’t you stick to trying to sell me performance-enhancing herbal remedies to enhance a performer I don’t have in the first place? Why you gotta drag the Militia into it? Shoot.
NB: I would just like it to be known that in the first version of this post, I misspelled the word “gigolo” in the post title and was informed of this via email about forty-five seconds later by the Backseat Coach. Always diligent, that one!