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Atlanta Phoenix/Tampa Bay Inferno mega-recap

[Editor’s note: this article was written by Chris Jaunsen who attended this game and was kind enough to respond to my lament that we hardly ever get to know what really happens in most games unless we’re there or it’s one of the few that’s broadcast online. Thanks, Chris!]

By Chris Jaunsen

RB Alexandria Barton (#32) finds running room after a block by Janiah Ford (#69/OT).Image used with permission.
RB Alexandria Barton (#32) finds running room after a block by OT Janiah Ford (#69).
Image used with permission.
Atlanta, GA — Last year, in the only prior meeting between these two teams, the visiting Tampa Bay Inferno escaped with a one-point victory, as the Atlanta Phoenix committed a myriad of uncharacteristic turnovers. Phoenix fans had an uncomfortable sense of déjà vu during Saturday night’s playoff game rematch, but the Atlanta Phoenix overcame several potentially game-changing miscues to emerge with their second all-time playoff win.

From the opening kickoff, the Atlanta Phoenix were missing key personnel, especially PK Kimberly Bingham whose deep kickoffs regularly force opponents into poor field position. In Bingham’s absence, Tampa Bay had strong field position throughout much of the contest, including their opening drive which started at the Atlanta 35-yard line. Despite the setback, the Atlanta defensive line was strong up front, denying nearly every rush up the middle, but runs around the right and left edges were effective for Tampa Bay. And even before many fans filled the stands at North Springs Stadium, Atlanta was already down 0-7.

Atlanta’s offense quickly answered with a scoring drive of their own, a key play being Launa Sims’ 40+ yard run that set up a first-and-goal at the 1. A touchdown was scored on the next play, and without a kicker available, Atlanta attempted a two-point conversion. They succeeded and took the lead 8-7. The game figured to be a high-scoring affair after both offenses’ opening drives resulted in touchdowns, but then both defenses tightened up amidst missteps by both teams.

To the chagrin of the hometown crowd, Atlanta’s defense missed several opportunities at interceptions and fumble recoveries. Despite miraculously retaining possession each time, the Inferno inexplicably missed two close-range field goal attempts.

By the middle of the second quarter, however, Tampa Bay had carved out a 13-8 lead, and were driving to go ahead by two scores when Atlanta made a well-timed interception. While the Phoenix had little success on offense and few answers for a tenacious Inferno defense, their last drive of the second quarter resulted in a touchdown (two-point attempt failed) making it 14-13 Atlanta at halftime.

After halftime, both defenses played very solidly and the third quarter was scoreless. Though fatigue and injuries had begun to mount for Tampa Bay, none were serious; mostly muscle cramps and players getting the wind knocked out of them. Both teams had difficulty getting passing games off the ground, but Atlanta’s QB Lanesha Hargraves was plagued by receivers dropping passes thrown right in the mitts of their hands.

As the game progressing into the fourth quarter, the Inferno were still moving the chains more consistently than Atlanta. Like their first scoring drive, the Tampa Bay ground attack remained successful at turning the corner on Atlanta’s defense, getting upfield with regularity. It was very surprising they didn’t run plays like that against the Phoenix more frequently.

With six minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, the Inferno drove the ball inside the Phoenix red zone. Faced with a fourth down, Tampa Bay opted again to attempt a field goal, but again the attempt failed. Kristen Brundage’s kick was long enough but sailed wide left, and the score remained 14-13 Atlanta.

Atlanta’s offense finally took charge in the late stages of the game behind several rushes by RB Launa Sims. Though she rarely had open lanes to run through earlier in the game, she found a few at long last to take the ball deep into the Inferno’s territory. With approximately 3 minutes left, the Phoenix scored what would be the decisive touchdown. Following another successful 2-point attempt, Atlanta lead by 9.

The Phoenix defense allowed a quick but a too-little-too-late touchdown to the Inferno. With the score now 22-19, the extra-point attempt was blocked and returned by Atlanta for a 2-point score.

The Phoenix recovered an onside kick by Tampa Bay to seal the 24-19 victory.

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Tampa Bay 7 6 0 6 19
Atlanta 8 6 0 10 24
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Analysis and notes:

Not having a kicker ironically worked in Atlanta’s favor as the scoring difference in the game was their two successful two-point conversions vs. the Inferno’s one successful extra-point kick. The absence of a punter also meant the Phoenix went for it on 4th down throughout much of the game, whereas the Tampa Bay relied on their kicking game more as a matter of convention. Though it didn’t work out well for them, one field goal here or there, one turnover here or there, and the Tampa Bay Inferno would have advanced. Both teams were very evenly matched, each scoring three touchdowns. The Atlanta Phoenix must play better and regain some key personnel to be successful against Miami next week.

The Atlanta Phoenix will host the undefeated Miami Fury next week in Round 2 of the WFA playoffs.

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A few round 1 notes

analogHoly first week of playoffs, Batman. Forfeits! Upsets! And by that I mean one forfeit and one upset. Or two, if you count how UPSET I was by the games that I couldn’t get mid-game score updates for. (Ha ha heteronym joke.) See inset pic for proof; your Militia Cheerleader obviously likes her some technology, but at heart I am still an analog girl.

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Here is a transcription of one moment in the Jynx/Majestics game as announced by the Jynx guy doing the live feed:

And that’s a sack! A sack lunch. A sack. A sack! [pause] A ssssssssack.

Apparently he, like Tiny Coach, is also going through his two-year-old language acquisition explosion, because that’s exactly what our house sounds like right now. (“Hey, get your feet off the baby’s mat.” “Mat! Mat. Mat. [pause] Mmmmmmmmmat.”)

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I started to get all worked up over whether Miami or Atlanta would be playing at home, since by all the crazy tie-breaking rules it would be determined by common opponent and that got all effed up when Savannah forfeited. (ATL was leading in point differential going into the first round of playoffs but if the WFA had awarded Miami the full 40 points for the forfeit it would have tipped things Miami’s way even though they ended up with a bye week.) And then I started to harass poor Chicago Jen via Facebook in case she knew something I didn’t when really all the woman wanted was to do her job and go to bed. Which is totally what I should do right now, because damn my kids wake up early and we’re taking Backseat Coach to the Museum of Science for Father’s Day. Happy Father’s Day, Backseat Coach! I got you a game against Pittsburgh. It should be here by Saturday.

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ETA: Updated bracket here. Updated schedule here. Last night’s scores here. Game recaps/analysis coming soon!

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Another one bites the, etc.

Per the Miami Fury Facebook page, the Savannah Sabers have forfeited their first round playoff game today, which means the Fury have a bye and will compete in round 2 next week against either Atlanta or Tampa Bay. The Sabers were the Division 5 runners-up, and Divs 5 & 6, as you may remember, have no wild card, meaning that the only other team that could have taken their place (as the Zydeco took the Mustangs) would have been the Tennessee Train, who went 1-7 for the season. So in that sense, Miami’s bye makes sense.

But in the larger picture, I think it’s worth doing a little examination to see why two teams that made the playoffs couldn’t make it to their games. Is that an indication that too many teams are in the playoffs to begin with? Or that teams should be fundraising all season as if they already knew they would have post-season away games? Or is it some other reason? I actually have no idea why Savannah forfeited, and I wouldn’t have even known they did if I hadn’t been checking the Fury’s FB page to try to find info about following the game. This change isn’t currently reflected on the WFA site and I don’t have any independent confirmation of it but I’m assuming Miami knows what they’re talking about.

Updated bracket is here. Happy gameday to everyone playing! It’s a gorgeous day in Boston; I hope it is where you are, too.

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If you want something done right…

So hey there! Welcome to the newly remodeled Militia Cheerleader site, complete with brand new, totally unofficial and absolutely unauthorized playoffs section (guaranteed to be at least 93% accurate!). Please have a look around and let me know if you see anything that doesn’t look right.

I decided to separate the playoff stuff a bit because this site starts to get exponentially more hits during the post-season as it’s one of the only places people can find consolidated info. (My spreadsheets bring all the everyone to the yard.) And that makes me feel weird about writing some of the stuff I normally write – y’know, stuff about about Toin Coss Announcer Guy or about my kids or whatever the hell else I write that’s not about Toin Coss Announcer Guy or my kids. I feel like if you just wanna know what time the San Diego game is or how the wild card teams got chosen, you shouldn’t have to wade through that other stuff. Plus I swear a lot. So I put all that playoff stuff over in its own little section so if that’s what you want, rock on out over there. And if you want profanity and stuff about my kids, well, you can fuckin’ get that right here. Happy playoffs, everyone!

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No no neigh-neigh, hello Cinderella Z’s & updated bracket

This just in: the Lonestar Mustangs, wild card team for Divisions 7, 8 and 9, have declined their playoff spot as not enough team members would be able to travel to St. Louis on Saturday. Enter the Acadiana Zydeco, who would be described here as a scrappy little team with a lot of heart if that weren’t, like, the most patronizing thing I’ve ever said ever. So rephrase that in your head to something else, taking into consideration that last year, the Zydeco were essentially screwed out of a playoff spot when an in-division team folded mid-season and automatically handed the third division team two “wins” in the way of forfeits. So hey! Karma! Personally, I’m psyched to see them in the post-season, and not just ’cause I have a soft spot for Louisiana in general. In fact, I’m so psyched that I don’t even mind redoing the bracket. AGAIN.

Current as of 6/10/13 at lunchtime: PDF | Excel

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2013 WFA Playoffs – updated Round 1 bracket

Number of WFA games played yesterday: 22.5
Number of those that were shutouts: 11
Number of teams that didn’t know they had made the playoffs until someone else told them on Facebook: 1
Time at which I was really ready for the west coast games to be over so I could go to bed: 11:15 pm EST/8:15 pm PST
Time at which I actually went to bed: 1:30 am EST/10:30 pm PST
Number of people who feel bad for me on that account: 0

Your absolutely unofficial 2013 WFA Playoff Round 1 bracket is below; there are links underneath it for you to download a PDF or Excel version if you’d like. A brief note re: home field – I have noted which team is the home team by my calculations. Please do not book plane tickets or cancel weddings because of what you see there without getting some independent confirmation. You may note that there’s no home team noted for the NY Sharks/Columbus Comets game; according to the numbers I was looking at, unless Columbus automatically travels because they’re the wildcard, I have New York going to Columbus. But that just seems too weird. I haven’t been able to get any definitive wildcard travel rule from anyone, but everyone (including New York and Columbus) seem to think NY is home. I think they’re probably right, I just don’t know for 100% sure. (more…)

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WFA week 10 game rundown & jamboree

Last week of regular season! Games along with gametime (in EST and local) are listed below, along with notes about playoff implications if relevant. Please note that there may be implications to home field in some of these games but since I still don’t know how that’s being decided, I can’t tell you which ones might matter. Hate that.

Of note: Today’s Let’s Confuse Militia Cheerleader Award goes to the Central Cal War Angels, who put out a press release entitled “Division Title Game!”, which contained the following:

On Saturday June 8 (7pm), at Golden West High School’s Community Stadium, the undefeated Central Cal War Angels (7-0) are taking on former 3-time National Champion the Sacramento Sirens for the Women’s Football Alliance Division Championship. The winner will secure a first round home game in the WFA National Championship Playoffs.

Now hold the phone. Division champ is decided by in-division record, then by head-to-head record, then by head-to-head point differential.

Because their division only has two active teams and the season was bizarre, the War Angels and the Sirens have only played one game against each other: War Angels won, 24-6. So Central Cal has an in-division record of 1-0 to Sacramento’s 0-1.

If the War Angels win by even one point, they are the division champions. In order for the Sirens to be div champs, they’d have to win by more than the War Angels did – namely, 19+ points. So it’s not a winner-takes-all kinda thing.

It’s also ridiculous because BOTH teams will automatically be in the playoffs since the winner and runner-up in that division go and there’s only two damn teams.

As I mentioned above, I don’t know the details of the home field thing but Backseat Coach sent me a link to an article that says this:

King said if the War Angels can beat the Sirens by 22 points they would lock up home-field advantage in the postseason, and the possible three ensuing games would be played in Visalia.

First, whoever wins that division gets home field in the first game, because it’s a “blue” division. So that’s Central Cal if they win by anything, and Sacramento if they win by more than 19.

Does she mean that the War Angels would need to win by 22 points to get home field advantage in the second round? I’m gonna see if I can reverse-engineer the home field process to see what those 22 points could represent and maybe THAT will give me some insight? Or maybe Lisa King (she of the War Angels and the WFA) is just as confused as we are, which is kinda evidenced already by that press release. Well, now I know what I’m spending my lunch break doing. Mmm, salad & spreadsheets.

Anyway, the whole game rundown thing is below. As ever, if you see anything inaccurate, please let me know.

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Today’s matchup: home field advantage vs. my goat

This home field thing is getting my goat. And frankly, between my two-year-old and the heat wave we just had, I don’t have that much goat left to get.

Let me clarify something, here: I do all of this analysis and spreadsheeting and bracket-making and all that not because I don’t have anything better to do, but because the friggin’ league – whose job it is to do this – won’t do it. It’s absurd that teams would not know the playoff structure by the end of the damn season. And lest anyone start with the “Well, everyone who needs to know already knows” song and dance, let me share with everyone the playoff document produced by the WFA.

At first glance, it looks like a lot of information. Upon further review, it’s utter malarkey. I may have mentioned once or twice that it does not include the procedure for actually determining division winners. It also appears to include tie-breaker criteria for determining home field, but in reality, none of it actually works. Observe:

Criterion 1: “Blue div winner”. This apparently means any of the divisions in any of the five shades of blue on the bizarrely-colored list of divisions, some of whom have a bye for the first week and some of whom don’t. OK, whatever. That leaves eight matchups to determine.

Criterion 2: Head to head. Not a single one of the eight matchups includes any head to head regular season games. So whoop-dee-zip to that.

Criterion 3: Common opponent. Lovely in theory. Impossible in practice. In not one of the matchups have any two teams played the same common opponent the same number of times. I played Team A twice. You played Team A once. How do we compare that in a way that’s fair? Do you average the scores of my two games? Just look at the first one? Or the last one? Compare winning percentage? All of those are deeply flawed if you ask me. Which no one did. But you’re still reading. So I’ll keep talking.

Criterion 4: Record. All regular season games? Inclusive or exclusive of interleague games? If it’s exclusive of them, you’re gonna be comparing an unequal number of games in a few of the matchups. (Is a 4-4 record better than a 2-4 record? Discuss.)

Criterion 5: Point differential. As above, do interleague games count? What about prior playoff games for later rounds? Is there a 40-point cap per game again or not?

Hence the gotten goat. Not only can I not finish my g.d. bracket, but unless there’s some super-secret OTHER memo that’s circulating around, there are a number of teams who will need to travel a hefty distance in like a week and a friggin’ half but no one knows for sure who they are! Here, you figure it out.

This brings me back to the beginning of this post. I’m not doing all this crap because with two jobs and two kids I have all this copious free time and I’m tired of playing mah jong. I’m doing it because I feel like if you drag your ass to practice multiple times a week and you put your body on the line next to your teammates every Saturday and you give up time with your family and your friends in order to try to make your team better and you do this all for months at a time AND you pay your own money to be able to do it, the absolute least you fucking deserve is some legitimate clarity around the rules of the goddamned league as they pertain to making and advancing in the damn playoffs.

GOAT. GONE.

ETA 6/12/13: OK, I figured it out.

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2013 Preliminary Round 1 Bracket

NOTE: If you downloaded these things before about 2:30 pm on Tuesday, please get them again! There was a stupid typo in the first version; many thanks to Katrina Walter of the SD Surge for being more awake than me.

Here are the predicted Round 1 match-ups all pretty-like. Note the numerous disclaimers at the bottom. (Links below inline image for you to download a clearer PDF and an editable Excel version if you want.)

I am still seeking clarification on the home field determination; I know that in Round 2, all the division winners who had a bye in Round 1 will host, but I’m not positive about how it works in Round 1 and I only like to give you information that a) I am confident is accurate or b) I am confident that I totally made up myself. I will repost this stuff once I know what’s what.

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Download: PDF or Excel

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