Number of WFA games played yesterday: 22.5
Number of those that were shutouts: 11
Number of teams that didn’t know they had made the playoffs until someone else told them on Facebook: 1
Time at which I was really ready for the west coast games to be over so I could go to bed: 11:15 pm EST/8:15 pm PST
Time at which I actually went to bed: 1:30 am EST/10:30 pm PST
Number of people who feel bad for me on that account: 0
Your absolutely unofficial 2013 WFA Playoff Round 1 bracket is below; there are links underneath it for you to download a PDF or Excel version if you’d like. A brief note re: home field – I have noted which team is the home team by my calculations. Please do not book plane tickets or cancel weddings because of what you see there without getting some independent confirmation. You may note that there’s no home team noted for the NY Sharks/Columbus Comets game; according to the numbers I was looking at, unless Columbus automatically travels because they’re the wildcard, I have New York going to Columbus. But that just seems too weird. I haven’t been able to get any definitive wildcard travel rule from anyone, but everyone (including New York and Columbus) seem to think NY is home. I think they’re probably right, I just don’t know for 100% sure. (more…)
Last week of regular season! Games along with gametime (in EST and local) are listed below, along with notes about playoff implications if relevant. Please note that there may be implications to home field in some of these games but since I still don’t know how that’s being decided, I can’t tell you which ones might matter. Hate that.
Of note: Today’s Let’s Confuse Militia Cheerleader Award goes to the Central Cal War Angels, who put out a press release entitled “Division Title Game!”, which contained the following:
On Saturday June 8 (7pm), at Golden West High School’s Community Stadium, the undefeated Central Cal War Angels (7-0) are taking on former 3-time National Champion the Sacramento Sirens for the Women’s Football Alliance Division Championship. The winner will secure a first round home game in the WFA National Championship Playoffs.
Now hold the phone. Division champ is decided by in-division record, then by head-to-head record, then by head-to-head point differential.
Because their division only has two active teams and the season was bizarre, the War Angels and the Sirens have only played one game against each other: War Angels won, 24-6. So Central Cal has an in-division record of 1-0 to Sacramento’s 0-1.
If the War Angels win by even one point, they are the division champions. In order for the Sirens to be div champs, they’d have to win by more than the War Angels did – namely, 19+ points. So it’s not a winner-takes-all kinda thing.
It’s also ridiculous because BOTH teams will automatically be in the playoffs since the winner and runner-up in that division go and there’s only two damn teams.
As I mentioned above, I don’t know the details of the home field thing but Backseat Coach sent me a link to an article that says this:
King said if the War Angels can beat the Sirens by 22 points they would lock up home-field advantage in the postseason, and the possible three ensuing games would be played in Visalia.
First, whoever wins that division gets home field in the first game, because it’s a “blue” division. So that’s Central Cal if they win by anything, and Sacramento if they win by more than 19.
Does she mean that the War Angels would need to win by 22 points to get home field advantage in the second round? I’m gonna see if I can reverse-engineer the home field process to see what those 22 points could represent and maybe THAT will give me some insight? Or maybe Lisa King (she of the War Angels and the WFA) is just as confused as we are, which is kinda evidenced already by that press release. Well, now I know what I’m spending my lunch break doing. Mmm, salad & spreadsheets.
Anyway, the whole game rundown thing is below. As ever, if you see anything inaccurate, please let me know.
This home field thing is getting my goat. And frankly, between my two-year-old and the heat wave we just had, I don’t have that much goat left to get.
Let me clarify something, here: I do all of this analysis and spreadsheeting and bracket-making and all that not because I don’t have anything better to do, but because the friggin’ league – whose job it is to do this – won’t do it. It’s absurd that teams would not know the playoff structure by the end of the damn season. And lest anyone start with the “Well, everyone who needs to know already knows” song and dance, let me share with everyone the playoff document produced by the WFA.
At first glance, it looks like a lot of information. Upon further review, it’s utter malarkey. I may have mentioned once or twice that it does not include the procedure for actually determining division winners. It also appears to include tie-breaker criteria for determining home field, but in reality, none of it actually works. Observe:
Criterion 1: “Blue div winner”. This apparently means any of the divisions in any of the five shades of blue on the bizarrely-colored list of divisions, some of whom have a bye for the first week and some of whom don’t. OK, whatever. That leaves eight matchups to determine.
Criterion 2: Head to head. Not a single one of the eight matchups includes any head to head regular season games. So whoop-dee-zip to that.
Criterion 3: Common opponent. Lovely in theory. Impossible in practice. In not one of the matchups have any two teams played the same common opponent the same number of times. I played Team A twice. You played Team A once. How do we compare that in a way that’s fair? Do you average the scores of my two games? Just look at the first one? Or the last one? Compare winning percentage? All of those are deeply flawed if you ask me. Which no one did. But you’re still reading. So I’ll keep talking.
Criterion 4: Record. All regular season games? Inclusive or exclusive of interleague games? If it’s exclusive of them, you’re gonna be comparing an unequal number of games in a few of the matchups. (Is a 4-4 record better than a 2-4 record? Discuss.)
Criterion 5: Point differential. As above, do interleague games count? What about prior playoff games for later rounds? Is there a 40-point cap per game again or not?
Hence the gotten goat. Not only can I not finish my g.d. bracket, but unless there’s some super-secret OTHER memo that’s circulating around, there are a number of teams who will need to travel a hefty distance in like a week and a friggin’ half but no one knows for sure who they are! Here, you figure it out.
This brings me back to the beginning of this post. I’m not doing all this crap because with two jobs and two kids I have all this copious free time and I’m tired of playing mah jong. I’m doing it because I feel like if you drag your ass to practice multiple times a week and you put your body on the line next to your teammates every Saturday and you give up time with your family and your friends in order to try to make your team better and you do this all for months at a time AND you pay your own money to be able to do it, the absolute least you fucking deserve is some legitimate clarity around the rules of the goddamned league as they pertain to making and advancing in the damn playoffs.
NOTE: If you downloaded these things before about 2:30 pm on Tuesday, please get them again! There was a stupid typo in the first version; many thanks to Katrina Walter of the SD Surge for being more awake than me.
Here are the predicted Round 1 match-ups all pretty-like. Note the numerous disclaimers at the bottom. (Links below inline image for you to download a clearer PDF and an editable Excel version if you want.)
I am still seeking clarification on the home field determination; I know that in Round 2, all the division winners who had a bye in Round 1 will host, but I’m not positive about how it works in Round 1 and I only like to give you information that a) I am confident is accurate or b) I am confident that I totally made up myself. I will repost this stuff once I know what’s what.
First off, a big thanks to all who answered my desperate pleas over the last few days for more information about criteria for making the playoffs. I received a fair amount of conflicting information, though, some from coaches or owners of teams, which lends credence to my statement that the WFA sucks ass at communicating. We’re one week out from the start of playoffs and the people running the teams don’t know what they have to do to get in? That’s just absurd. I received (from a few sources) the “official” WFA playoffs document, but as with last year, it contained the bracket layout and some info about home field (hopefully more accurate than last year’s) but contained no info about how division winners would be determined. No tie-breaker criteria, nothin.
So then I found myself in the land of pure speculation (overall record? in-division record? head-to-head for tiebreaker? point differential? in all games or common opponent or head to head or oh my god?), and was only delivered from that land by Backseat Coach’s new BFF, Neal Rozendaal (or “DC Neal”, as he is now known in our household), who is the staff writer for the DC Divas, the husband of one of the players and a fellow advocate of common freakin’ sense when it comes to all this crap. DC Neal passed on to us the information he had received directly from Lisa King of the WFA, stating the following: division winners are determined by in-division record. Should two teams have identical in-division records, tiebreaker criteria is head-to-head matches, going to point differential if the head-to-head matches were split. OK! Now we’re getting somewhere.
But it’s a weird somewhere, yo. This means that if you go to the standings page on the WFA website, you can see each team’s overall record and their in-conference record…neither of which have anything to do with their actual standing, which is in fact based on their in-division record – which you can find nowhere. Unless you’re me, of course, and Microsoft Excel is totally your bitch and you craft a series of formulas based on data cut and pasted from the WFA website while your partner does all the laundry. THEN you can get the “real” standings.
Fun things to note: of the thirteen divisions, there are eight in which teams in the same division play an unequal number of in-division games. Read that sentence again, ’cause it’s important. Case in point: check out Division 8. Playoff favorite is KC Titans, who currently have an in-division record of 5-0. St. Louis Slam are 5-1. Those two teams play each other next Saturday. If St. Louis were to win (unlikely, but not out of the realm of possibility) that would give them an effective record of 6-1 to KC’s 5-1. The only way I know to compare records of uneven numbers is winning percentage, which would be 0.833 for KC and 0.857 for St. Louis, making St. Louis the division champion…even though KC would very likely have been 6-1 as well if they had had the opportunity to play another in-division game. Gah!
So. Armed with the accurate criteria for determining actual standings, I can tell you the following (with about a 94% degree of confidence. It would be 100% but I’m really tired, you guys): (more…)
Remember last year when I was all “blah blah WFA sucks at explaining playoffs blah blah they’re incapable of disseminating information blah”? Well, meet the new year, same as the old year. Same in terms of obfuscation, that is – not format. The playoff format is brand new and spectacularly bizarre. (Don’t spend too much time trying to decipher that thing there – I’m-a break it down much better in this post.) Rather than spend paragraphs and paragraphs going into how strange it is, I decided to sum it all up in a haiku:
Dear playoff format:
you make tax law look easy
in comparison.
So as your Militia Cheerleader is a bit of a data nut and a huge fan of infographics, I spent a bunch of time analyzing the bitty bits of information about the 2013 WFA playoffs that I could gather, and to the best of my knowledge, here’s the deal:
There are 13 divisions in the WFA; six in the National Conference (mostly eastern half of the country) and seven in the American Conference (mostly western). Some divisions get to have the winning team have a first-round bye (i.e. they start playing in the second round of the playoffs) and for others, the winning team plays in the first round. Some divisions have the runner-up team also going to the playoffs; some don’t. Some divisions compete for two wildcard spots, some compete for one, and one has no wildcard bids at all. Yay!
Basically, there are six models that a division can follow, ranging from the “best” (winning team has a bye, runner-up team plays first round, two possible wildcard spots) to the “worst” (winner has a first round game, no runner-up spot, competes for one possible wildcard spot). Whilst it is, to many people, a bad word in the world of women’s football, I don’t know what else to call these but tiers. Isn’t that what a tier is? A division is considered to have better teams and thus deserves to have a better placement in the playoffs. I think that’s tier-worthy? If you have a better idea of what to call these different treatments, please let me know. But for now, here are the six tier structures, along with the divisions in each:
For a list of which teams are in which division (along with a notation of tier for each), check this puppy out.
Now, here is the part where I tell you the limitations of what I can tell you. Basically, I can tell you the what, the where and the when, but I can’t tell you the how or the why. Which is to say, I know that the Division 1 runner-up team will be playing a wildcard team from Divs 1/2/3/4, but I cannot tell you how those teams will be chosen and I certainly can’t tell you WHY they’re chosen that way, or what the reasoning behind the differently-tiered structure was.
It would be very helpful to me to know the criteria for how winners, runners-up and wildcard teams are to be chosen, including the specific tie-breaker rules (very important!!), but at this point I don’t know any of that. Your Militia Cheerleader is not, of course, a player, coach or owner in the WFA and as such, those who are may have more information than me. Dear everyone: feel free to pass it on over. I’m militiacheerleader with a gmail address, and I protect my sources (although the idea that something as basic as “how a team makes the playoffs” would be considered confidential information is beyond ludicrous to me).
So for those of you who would like to start filling out your WFA playoff bracket with your own predictions, knock yourself out (and have fun guessing which Div 1/2/3/4 wildcard team will play which runner-up, ’cause I got nothin’): PDF | Excel
I’ll be back with more when I know more! If you see anything here you know to be inaccurate, or have clarifying questions about any of it, lemme know. If I can help, I will. Possibly in haiku format.
Your Militia Cheerleader is not happy. The past two weeks have been rough for the family of the Militia family; two former players lost close family members, and I lost my stepdad to cancer. Coping with the emotional and logistical fallout of having a parent die takes up an awful lot of time and energy, so I have not been in the football mindset for a few weeks now. I just started to come out of this fog and get excited about the game against DC on Saturday, and then someone sent me a link to this.
In addition to being utterly classless, it’s fundamentally disrespectful. It’s tantamount to saying “Hey, we think a Boston vs. DC football game is not, by itself, entertaining enough to draw a crowd – so we’re gonna fall back on trite cliches about girlfights in hopes of gaining a larger audience.” It brought back up one of the lowest moments in modern women’s football history – and the sole reason, I believe, that Boston didn’t win last year’s national championship. THAT’S what we’re gonna revisit and promote? Really?
This ad embarrasses me. It makes me embarrassed on behalf of the Militia organization. When the Militia went to DC a few weeks ago, I spent a fair amount of time wondering what the first meeting after the brawl would look like. You know what it looked like? The DC Divas players presented the Boston Militia players with little blue and yellow ribbons to wear in support of Boston after the Marathon bombs. The DC players wore them as well. That small gesture meant a lot to me – and, I would imagine, to many of the Boston players as well. It acknowledged that there were things way bigger than baggage between two football organizations.
One of my favorite things in the world is when a player from one team – doesn’t matter what sport – helps a player from the opposing team stand up. Seriously, it’s like my faith in humanity is boosted way up when I see that happen. The thing with DC and the ribbons made me feel like that.
And what does the Militia management do in return? DERP DIDJA SEE THAT BRAWL DERP. Honestly, this was the only good thing to come out of that bullshit, and it was definitely not good enough to warrant bringing that game back to the spotlight.
So yeah, some of my bad mood is probably carryover from what’s happened in my family. But there is also a fair amount of legitimate disgust that would definitely exist even if the other stuff in the past few weeks hadn’t happened. And here’s something that’s really bothering me about that ad: did Militia management not KNOW that it was stupid and degrading? Or did they just not CARE? Frankly, both options suck.
Early in the 2010 season, towards the end of a game, I watched a rookie I didn’t know run the ball into the end zone. She threw her arms up in triumph and ran back to the sideline where her teammates were lined up to congratulate her enthusiastically. I wasn’t totally sure what was going on – I mean, yeah, it was a nice run and all, but the Militia were already up by quite a few points and I didn’t know what the big deal was with this play. I asked a friend of mine about it after the game. “Oh, that was her first touchdown,” my friend said. “And she’s going to be amazing.”
That friend was right. Tiamfook (RB, #28) quickly became one of the leading scorers on the team, able not just to maneuver around defenders but power through them as well. In fact, it seems that the greatest challenge she faces in her football career is getting people to get her last name right. (I’ve seen Tian Foon in writing; Emory Hunt, the Football Gameplan guy, calls her Tiamfork and at least twice during last Saturday’s game, Toin Coss Announcer Guy pronounced it “Zelee”.) In exchange for spelling it correctly, she was kind enough to answer some questions for us before this week’s away game against DC.
Some people refer to teams like the Militia as women’s pro football, since there is no “higher” level. Some call it semi-pro, as players are not paid (and, in fact, have to pay in order to play). And others don’t like either of those terms. When you explain what you play to people who haven’t heard about it before, what do you call it?
When I talk about women’s football, I refer to it as semi-pro. In my mind, professional athletes are compensated for their time, putting their bodies at risk, representing their cities, and entertaining their fans. As you stated, not only are we not paid, we are asked to either find a sponsor or pay a “player fee” out of pocket. I must admit that this is one of the questions that I am asked most often and unfortunately one of the very few things I am embarrassed to talk about.
Game day is made up of a bunch of smaller pieces: whatever one does in the morning before meeting up with the rest of the team, pre-game rituals, warmup, taking the field, early game, halftime, late game, post-game rituals, afterparty, whatever else is in there that I don’t know about because I don’t play football. What is your favorite part of game day?
Game day rituals for me start long before the actual day of the game. I am normally not great about drinking water, but on game weeks, I turn hydration into a part time job (my teammates joke that I should get an endorsement deal from Vita Coco because I’m always seen drinking coconut water). There is also tons of time spent watching film and doing visualizations. I don’t just run through the plays in mind, I’m actually thinking about how I want to position my body, where the defenders will be and how I will handle them. My favorite part of game day is when I step on the field for my very first play. Practice is over, hydrating is over, warm-up and stretching are over, coaches are muted, it’s just me and my teammates against the other “guys”.
Which is more fun: running with the ball when you guys have totally fooled the defense and there’s no one in front of you at all, or running with the ball straight over, around and through a bunch of defenders?
No contest…I much prefer to run over a defender. There is no greater feeling than running over a person that is trying to tackle you.
What is something that’s made you feel supported as a Militia player?
There are several examples but one incident immediately comes to mind. In the summer of 2011, I can remember coming out of a long, hot, tiring practice. As I dragged my aching body to my car, I could hear an SUV coming down the road along side me honking his horn. I turned to look as it slowly drove past me, there were two little girls hanging out of there window, while their dad drove. They were all screaming GO MILITIA! The dad yelled, “good luck this weekend. we will be there!” That brought the biggest smile to my face and knowing that there are little girls out there who look up to us definitely motivates me to work even harder.
What is something you’d like see happen that would make you feel more supported?
There are several things that need to happen to get this sport on the map but there are unfortunately only a small group of people, with limited resources trying to get it there. As we talked about earlier, to really call this a professional sport, you need to pay the players. To do this takes a ton of sponsors, many more than the teams have now. However sponsors want exposure and to get that, the sport needs to be televised. To be televised, the sport needs to be appealing to the masses (I know the non-ignorant, true lovers of football will most definitely be entertained by the skill of the players and intensity of the games despite the fact that we play with our CLOTHES ON). I will however say that it is obvious that some games are more entertaining to watch than others. There are over 50 teams in the league, and most of those teams would not be able to have a competitive game with the Militia. I think to really make a difference in the sport, the top teams will need to play each other on a regular basis and those games will need to marketed to the media. The other teams should be placed into a developmental league, just like what is currently done for men’s pro basketball and baseball. So in summary…create a league with just the big dogs, put those games on TV, recruit sponsors, and PAY THE PLAYERS!
Apparently the Endzone Militia trust her with firearms.Just this week you received your Masters Degree from Northeastern University. From the photo of the diploma I saw on Facebook, it looks like your degree is in Exploratory Affairs for Drags, Violencia and Medieval Oysters. What exactly do you plan on doing with this degree?
Ha! I received an MS in Regulatory Affairs for Drugs, Biologics, and Medical Devices. I actually currently work as a Manager of Regulatory Affairs for Novartis Pharmaceutical Corporation (the second largest pharmaceutical company in the world). As a regulatory affairs manager, I represent my company when we interact with global health authorities and I also work with our internal project teams to ensure that drugs that we develop are both safe and effective.
Thanks, Tiamfork! Can’t wait to see what you do next.
Photo courtesy of @MeredithPerri on TwitterSo after the home opener against the Sharks a week and a half ago, I had all these things I wanted to write about. Fish fry! Toin Coss guy! Whether this would be the season I learn how to do the Cupid Shuffle! (Things I can do: write; knit. Things I can’t do: dance; whistle.) I had notes galore and was literally in the process of writing a post when someone bombed my fucking city. DON’T BOMB MY FUCKING CITY. I mean, don’t bomb anyone else’s fucking city either, but you know what I mean.
So anything I had wanted to say seemed largely irrelevant in the face of the trauma and the drama of last week. My feelings on the matter are too raw and complex for me to really write about them here at this point, so I want to link to a few things that say some of what I can’t yet:
Powerful piece written by former Militia player, Smash (#88/WR).
Y’know, like this. Shout out to former Militia player Beast (#91/DL), who was all about it.
So there is that. I also wanted to say thanks to all of the teams and individuals around the country who sent messages of support to the Boston Militia, to Backseat Coach, to me and to our city. This is an article I have been reading and re-reading and processing differently every time I read it, but I do love this paragraph:
Dear Dzhokhar, you failed because Boston was neither bowed nor afraid. You set off a bomb, and the city gave blood for victims. You escaped initial capture and the city opened its doors to strangers. You were at large and making more bombs, and we gathered in prayer at Garvey Park and the cathedral. You went on a rampage, and people stayed home in an orderly fashion and opened their homes to the police during the search. Dear Dzhokhar, you failed, because light cast out the darkness, and the man who knew that his boat just didn’t look right wasn’t afraid to call it in.
For my children, your children and the child who was lost on that Monday, I pray that light will continue to cast out the darkness. Be safe, all.
When she reaches the semi-circle of players, she will lead a loud, celebratory count-off of the number of games the team has won that season. She is, literally, a ring-leader. She is JC, D-line, #54.
[NB: Below are JC’s interview questions followed by her answers, which are then followed by some commentary by me in italics.]
You’ve been playing tackle football for quite some time. When did you start? How do you think women’s football has changed since then?
I’ve been playing football for 13 years. I started with the New England Storm, then played with the Boston Warriors/Rampage and now I play for the Militia. The changes from when I started playing include the number of different leagues, the total teams involved and the exposure that the sport gets.
I was the assistant basketball coach at Simmons College for one season, and I recently concluded a season as assistant basketball coach at the Winsor School in Boston. I played basketball for four years at Emmanuel College, and in high school I played basketball and softball. (I tried volleyball but was not feeling the tiny shorts.)
I believe that playing sports can help give girls a sense of empowerment, self-confidence, commitment and respect.
MC: It’s likely that the theme of girls playing sports may come up frequently in my writing this season; as I adjust to being the parent of two young boys, I have been giving a lot of thought to kids’ emotional development and what we as adults can do to help both boys and girls grow up safe and healthy (both physically and emotionally). JC’s answer above is a great starting point for what I’d like to examine further.
Tell us one of your favorite moments from any of the games you’ve played.
One of my favorite moments was scoring a touchdown off a fumble recovery. And coming close to another TD last season, if [player’s name redacted] didn’t let some 300-pound girl outrun her. (OK, she wasn’t 300 pounds. But [player’s name redacted] did miss the block.)
Well, I’m more of the emotional leader of my team. I feel the love and support when my Militia teammates allow for me to do my thing before and after the game – I’m like the Ray Lewis for my team.
MC: Conversation at our house yesterday: Militia Cheerleader: Hey, JC says she’s the Ray Lewis of the Boston Militia. Backseat Coach: What, she cries all the time? MC: I don’t think that’s what she meant. BSC: Well, I think she’s WAY tougher than Ray Lewis. MC: No shit.
What is something you’d like see happen that would make you feel more supported?
I would like to see bigger crowds at the games (standing-room-only type of shit), and media coverage on a consistent basis.
MC: This (poor promotion and poor media coverage) will also be a theme on this blog this season. Spoiler: I plan to blame the WFA, mainstream media, team management and ingrained misogyny.
Tiny Coach’s second birthday is coming up towards the end of April. What should Backseat Coach and I get him?
