Wow! I mean, I knew it was an exciting game, but it wasn’t until I read the recap on the Boston Militia homepage that I discovered just how amazing it was! It’s not every game that you encounter a wrinkle in the space/time fabric like that. Maybe it’s because it was just so goddamn hot.
Sadly, your faithful Militia Cheerleader does not at this moment have time to review the rest of the transcript to see if there were any more extraordinary events that she and the Backseat Coach missed when they were observing the game, but if you happen to know of any, please do let us know.