Ok, “Meet Your Militia” is all well and good but you have to admit it pales in comparison with true professional journalism. (I posted the story as an image and not a link because the site where the article was posted sometimes did that “unexpectedly loud popup commercial that totally busts you at work” kind of thing, but it’s here if you wanna see it for reals. Also, fun fact: this is actually what the headline looked like from the time it was published until yesterday, and until it was changed I honestly didn’t know if it was a typo or the world’s most obnoxious play on words.)
Now, since the Militia Cheerleader loves completely unscientific public opinion polls even more than she loves talking about herself in the third person, please add your vote below:
[poll id=”1″]p.s. Perhaps you’ve noticed we’ve had a slight redesign. Please let me know if you come across anything on the site that’s not working right, which is fairly likely considering I coded most of it while on Benadryl.
It was a toss-up between the vomit option and this:
I never realized playing football was a woman’s dream. (“It never was,” my wife said.)
Now that’s female solidarity.